| *Hears noises at night*: | Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
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| *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
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| *Heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
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| *A cop walks by*: | Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
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| *Taking a test*: | Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
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| *Gets a sunburn*: | Skin cancer |
